Esse quam videri.

Everyone has a phase of angsty teenage randomness. Some people will never move on.

By Sanjay Kannan
So what is Skalon?


Skalon is a relatively uncommon Russian surname. If Skalon were a type of food, Skalon would be the sweet residue from cinnamon-sugar mall pretzels. Skalon enjoys licking this residue and only sometimes cares what you think.